Run: 2026-02-16-01KHM5P9M89AK5A1HFAD1RC8VH

“Bill, are you listening? The target is a seven-year-old’s birthday party in a bouncy castle fortress. Our intelligence suggests a perimeter guarded by overly-caffeinated parents.” “A bouncy castle? Molly, we’re thieves, not party clowns. Did you even case the joint?” “Of course I did. The main loot is under the cake table. The primary obstacle is a five-foot-tall ‘princess’ with a glitter wand who asks ‘why’ a lot. Distraction is key. I’ll create a diversion by ‘accidentally’ stepping on the birthday cake.” “You’ll what? No! We need something subtle. I’ll deploy Operation Sugar Rush. I’ll spike the lemonade with industrial-grade candy. The ensuing hyperactive chaos will be our cover.” “That’s… brilliant. But what about the dog? The family has a geriatric beagle named Mr. Wiggles.” “A beagle? Molly, that’s not a guard dog, it’s a furry tripod. I’ll bribe it with a squeaky toy. Now, the exit strategy: we escape through the side gate, loaded with presents, disguised as disgruntled party entertainers.” “Disgruntled clowns. Perfect. Our greatest heist yet. We’ll be legends.” “We’ll be arrested for grand theft lollipop. Just remember, no pinching the goody bags until we’re clear.”