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The back room of the "Lucky Duck" diner smelled of stale coffee and forgotten ambitions. Molly smoothed the brightly colored birthday invitation across the greasy table, her eyes sharp with focus. Bill slumped opposite, prodding a congealed omelette with his fork. “Okay,” Molly began, her finger tapping the paper. “The target is a ‘Princess Sparklefest’ at 14 Maple Drive. Saturday, three PM. Peak chaos.” Bill sighed. “Chaos. Right. Sugar-fueled six-year-olds. My favorite operational environment.” “Precisely!” Molly grinned. “The noise cover will be impeccable. Pinata destruction, squealing, that terrible magician—it’s perfect. The presents will be stacked on a table near the gazebo. Here.” She indicated a meticulously sketched diagram of the backyard. Bill leaned in, squinting. “Security?” “Minimal. One sleep-deprived parent, likely a dad named Greg, manning the grill. The real threat is the family dog. A Pomeranian named Mr. Wiggles.” “A Pomeranian,” Bill deadpanned. “He’s yappy. We neutralize him with premium sausage links. I’ve procured gourmet.” She produced a Ziploc bag of artisanal sausages from her pocket with a flourish. Bill rubbed his temples. “So our grand heist involves bribing a rodent with a fancy hot dog.” “It’s a classic diversion. Now, ingress.” Molly traced a path on the diagram. “We come over the back fence during the cake ceremony. All eyes will be on the sugar monument. We’ll be in and out in ninety seconds. I’ve got costumes.” Bill’s eyebrow shot up. “Costumes.” “Party clowns. No one looks at clowns. They actively avoid them. It’s psychological camouflage.” “I hate clowns.” “Everyone hates clowns. That’s the point. We grab the loot, exit via the side gate, and load the getaway vehicle.” “Which is?” “My niece’s pedal car. Painted matte black. Very discreet.” Bill stared into his coffee, a long silence hanging between them. The fluorescent light buzzed overhead. “Molly, we stole the Crown Jewels of Sweden.” “And we almost got caught because you tried to seduce the guard!” “That was a valid strategy! This… this is madness. We’re going to jail for stealing a pile of building blocks and plastic ponies.” Molly’s expression turned serious, almost reverent. “Bill, this isn’t about the loot. It’s about the challenge. The ultimate test: can we execute a flawless extraction under the most unpredictable conditions? It’s art.” Bill looked from the sausages to the rubber clown nose Molly had now placed on the table between them. He sighed, a deep, resigned sound that seemed to deflate his entire frame. Outside, a truck rumbled past, shaking the diner’s windows. He pictured the scene: glitter, screaming, the ominous shape of a bouncy castle. “What’s the split on the loot?” he finally asked, his voice barely a murmur. “Fifty-fifty. You get first pick of the LEGO sets.” A slow, inevitable grin spread across Bill’s face. He thought of intricate plastic bricks, of a childhood he never really had. “I’ve always wanted the Millennium Falcon.” “Then it’s settled.” Molly extended her hand across the table, her smile triumphant. Bill shook it, his fingers brushing against the synthetic red foam of the clown nose. A silent pact was made, not in the shadow of a museum vault, but under the flickering light of a diner sign, with the scent of fried food and foolish hope hanging in the air. “Operation Sugar Rush is a go.”