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“Alright, Bill, let’s go over the plan one more time,” Molly said, crouched behind a bush outside the brightly lit party venue. “Easy. We wait for the clown to leave his van unattended, then we knock him out and take his costume,” Bill said, adjusting his black beanie. “No, no, no. The clown’s the groom’s brother. He’s not leaving. We grab the magician instead.” “But the magician’s got that tiny assistant—she’ll notice!” “Then we threaten her with a rubber chicken.” Bill blinked. “A rubber chicken.” “It’s intimidating if you wave it right.” Molly pulled one from her bag and shook it menacingly. “Fine. So we’re a magician and his assistant. Then what?” “The presents are in the backyard under the piñata. We distract the kids—” “How?” “You pull a rabbit out of your hat.” “I don’t know how to do that!” “Just grab one from the petting zoo and shove it in there. Kids won’t notice.” Bill groaned. “What if the parents catch us?” Molly grinned. “We blame the clown. Classic misdirection.” Bill paused. “You’re terrifying.” “Thank you. Now let’s go steal some Legos.”