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“It’s not a bank, Bill, it’s a kid’s party.” “Precisely! Minimal security. A clown and a donkey. I can take them.” “The donkey is for petting, Bill, not security.” “Exactly. A critical flaw. Now, we go during the magician's act. Maximum distraction.” “What’s our cover? Two uninvited adults lurking by the cake?” “We’re the party pirates,” Bill said, puffing his chest. “I’ve got eye patches.” “You’re wearing an eye patch. Singular. It’s from your Halloween ‘sexy cyclops’ costume.” “It’s a commitment to the bit. We’ll mingle, blend, then stuff the presents into the giant toy chest we bring as our ‘gift’.” “A chest? So we just walk out carrying a huge, heavy chest full of loot?” “We’ll say it’s a game. ‘Treasure Hunt.’ Kids love games.” “Parents love calling the police. How many presents are we even talking? A mountain of educational puzzles and sock bundles?” “It’s the principle, Moll. The job’s the job. High-risk, high-reward.” “The highest risk here is stepping on a rogue LEGO. The reward is a used fidget spinner.” “Fine. Forget the chest. We just eat the cake and leave.” “Now you’re talking.”