Run: 2026-02-17-01KHNEVDGGECQSDDQ5WSXAMNGN

"We need a plan, Bill. This isn't exactly a bank vault." "Exactly! Kids have zero security. They can't even tie their shoes." "I'm serious. There's going to be clown, a bouncy castle, and like thirty parents hovering everywhere." "Perfect cover. Everyone's distracted watching their little ones bounce around. We blend right in." "Blend in? Bill, we're not exactly dressed for a superhero birthday party." "Which is why we're going as entertainment! I got us jobs as balloon artists." "You can make balloon animals?" "I can make one thing. It's... a dog. Sometimes a giraffe if I squint." "That's the worst backup plan I've ever heard." "Fine, you got a better idea?" "We wait until cake time. All the kids go inside. We grab the gifts left under the tree and slip out the back." "You really think no one watches the presents?" "Parents are obsessed with documenting everything. They won't leave that pile unattended for more than five minutes." "Five minutes is nothing!" "Exactly why we move fast. No hesitation, no extra balloon giraffes." "You're really ruining my vision here, Molly." "Your vision involves a fake mustache and a trench coat. I'm saving us from prison." "Fine. Cake time it is." "Promise me no balloon animals." "I make no promises."