Run: 2026-02-17-01KHNFTHFMPMW6RARSWKV8HSC4

Molly slammed her fist on thetable. "This is it, Bill! The jackpot! That billionaire's kid's birthday bash! All those shiny presents under the tree! We hit it tonight!" Bill adjusted his glasses, peering at the detailed map spread out. "Molly, we've discussed this. A children's party? The security is... enthusiastic. There's a clown with a whistle that could shatter glass, and the parents are like a pack of guard dogs. Not to mention the... *noise*." Molly waved a dismissive hand. "Noise? We're thieves, Bill! We thrive on chaos! Think of the loot! Toys! Gadgets! Maybe even that giant teddy bear that looks suspiciously like a vault! We sneak in, grab the presents, and vanish before the cake hits the floor!" Bill sighed, rubbing his temples. "The presents are *under* the tree, Molly. The tree is *inside* the house. The house has walls. Walls have doors. Doors have locks. Locks have... well, locks. And the parents are *outside* the house, but they're *everywhere*. They see everything. They know everything. They have... *eyes*." Molly grinned, already picturing the haul. "Eyes? We'll be invisible! We'll wear those ninja suits from the thrift store! Black as the night! Silent as... well, as thieves! We move like shadows, Bill! Shadows that steal!" Bill pointed at the map. "The shadows have to navigate the backyard. The backyard has a... *fence*. A fence with... *nails*. And a... *dog*. A very large, very loud dog. A dog that barks at... *everything*. Including the wind." Molly's eyes sparkled with reckless determination. "We'll distract the dog! With... a squeaky toy! Or maybe... a steak! We're professionals, Bill! We improvise! We're Molly and Bill! The Unstoppable Present Pirates!" Bill looked at the map again, then at Molly's beaming face. "Right. Pirates. Okay. Plan B involves... very small windows. And... very quiet shoes. And... maybe a very large bribe for the dog. But only if it's... *edible*." Molly grabbed Bill's arm, pulling him towards the door. "No time for details! The party starts in... *two hours*! Let's go steal some childhood joy!"