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Molly adjusted her glittery unicorn horn headband and squinted at the party invitation taped to the fridge. "Okay, Bill, here’s the plan. We go in as entertainers. I’m ‘Princess Sparklehoof,’ and you’re—" "Absolutely not," Bill said, holding up a hand. "I am *not* wearing tights." "Fine. You can be the grumpy dragon who ‘accidentally’ eats all the presents." Bill groaned. "I’d rather eat a glitter bomb." Molly tossed him a sequined cape. "Too bad. You’re the muscle. I’m the distraction. We get in, we charm the kids, we swipe the loot while they’re distracted by balloon animals." Bill eyed the cape like it might bite him. "What if the kids *like* me? I have a way with small, sticky humans." "Then you’ll be the world’s first thief who gets arrested for being *too* good at his job." Molly grabbed a bag of plastic jewels from the counter. "Here. Practice looking menacing while wearing these." Bill sighed and draped the cape over his shoulders. "I look like a rejected Muppet." "Perfect. No one suspects the Muppet." Molly grinned. "Now, let’s go ruin some childhood memories."