Run: 2026-02-20-01KHY7TXRPPCYFDFVDY02FZQZV

“Okay, so, Operation Rainbow Riot. Just… sounds insane, doesn’t it?” “Insanely lucrative, Molly. That’s what it is. Besides, little Timmy Henderson’s got a drone. A *drone* filled with miniature fidget spinners. We’re talking serious assets here.” “Right, assets. Let’s talk logistics. We’re going in through the bouncy castle, correct?” “Absolutely. Like a fluffy, brightly colored missile. Think about it – kids, inflatable, minimal security. It’s… idyllic.” “Idyllic for a robbery. You’re making this worse.” “I’m being pragmatic. What’s your alternative? Scaling the wall with a grappling hook?” “Don’t tempt me. But no, bouncy castle. But what about the parents? They’re the real threat.” “They’ll be preoccupied. Cake. Balloons. Mild panic about sugar rushes. They’re practically pre-programmed for distraction.” “Highly doubtful. Mrs. Henderson is a retired police officer. She practically irons her suspicion.” “Details, details. We’ll be in and out before she even realizes her hotdog is missing. Speaking of – are we still going with the mustard-flavored smoke bombs?” “Absolutely. It’s surprisingly effective. I tested it on my cat. He was… bewildered.” “Bewildered is good. Confused is better. Now, the presents themselves. We’re hitting for volume, right? A mountain of plastic dinosaurs and sparkly unicorn figurines?” “That’s the objective. I’ve calculated we can potentially acquire approximately seven hundred and sixty-two items within a thirty-minute window.” “Seven hundred and sixty-two! That’s… a lot of miniature dump trucks.” “It’s a *lot* of potential profit, Bill. Don’t diminish my calculations. What about a diversion? Should we unleash the glitter?” “Seriously? Glitter? That’s your strategy? I thought you were the brains of this operation.” “It’s psychologically disruptive! Imagine: a sudden, shimmering cloud of iridescent despair. They’ll be chasing glitter for an hour.” “You're actually considering *glitter*?” “It’s an option! We could also stage a minor incident. Like… a rogue balloon?” “A rogue balloon? Molly, you've been watching too many cartoons.” "Don't be so judgmental. It's lightweight, easily launched, and covered in incredibly obnoxious polka dots. Think of the chaos!” “Okay, okay. No rogue balloon. But the smoke bombs are definitely happening. And we *need* to establish a clear looting route. Left, then right, then straight to the gift table. Minimal backtracking.” “Agreed. And no touching the pinatas. Remember what happened last time?” “Don’t remind me. That donkey was… aggressive.” “Let’s just focus on the presents, Bill. Seven hundred and sixty-two. Think of the resale value.” “I’m thinking of the paperwork. This is going to be a *lot* of paperwork.”