Run: 2026-02-20-01KHY81MDSMDH2WSMWBZH8WY27

“Seriously, a bouncy castle?” Molly asked, wrinkling her nose. “It’s a *themed* bouncy castle, Molly. ‘Pirate Adventure.’ Think of the glitter.” Bill replied, tapping his chin. “Glitter is the enemy. It gets *everywhere*. We’re after teddy bears, Bill, not sequins.” “But the parents… they’re distracted. Face painting, cake… vulnerable.” “Vulnerable to what? A rogue balloon animal?” “No! To a coordinated present procurement! We’re talking Baby Shark plushies, gigantic LEGO sets… a lifetime supply of slime!” “Slime? You’re losing me. Are you sure this is worth it?” “Absolutely. Imagine the resale value. Think of the chaos!” “Chaos? Bill, we’re stealing from a *birthday party*.” “Precisely! A glorious, sugar-fueled chaos! Now, about the distraction…” “Let's just get in and out. No improvisational pirate battles, understood?” “Understood. Though, a little swashbuckling might be beneficial.”