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Molly adjusted her sunglasses, squinting at the front door. "Bill, we’re gonna need a distraction. Like, *really* good." Bill wiped his hands on his jeans, grinning. "I’ve got it. We’ll just—what? Pretend to be lost parents?" Molly rolled her eyes. "Too obvious. We need something *funny*." "Okay, okay. What if we—" He pulled out his phone. "I’ve got a TikTok trend. ‘The Great Cookie Heist.’" Molly gasped. "You’re insane. That’s *not* how we do this." "Relax, it’s just a distraction. We’ll be gone before anyone notices." He tapped the screen. "See? Already got 12K views." Molly groaned. "We’re not doing that. We’re doing *nothing*. We just—" "Wait, wait. What if we *actually* get caught?" Bill leaned in. "We’ll just say it was an accident. ‘Oh, we were just—’" Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. "Bill, we’re *not* turning this into a comedy sketch." "Fine, fine. But what if we—" He pulled out a toy gun. "A *real* one." Molly stared. "Bill, that’s a toy. That’s *not* how we do this." "Relax, it’s just for show. We’ll—" He fumbled with the safety. "—bluff our way out." Molly sighed. "Fine. But if we get caught, we *both* go to jail." Bill grinned. "Deal. Now, where’s the party?"