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“Right, so, bouncy castle, face paint, and a frankly concerning amount of glitter,” Molly muttered, circling a map of the park. “You’re sure this is the right party, Bill? It looks… cheerful.” Bill, fiddling with a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses, scoffed. “Cheerful equals distracted, Molly. Distracted equals opportunity. Think of it, a hundred little terrors hopped up on sugar, completely oblivious to the glorious haul of Lego and Paw Patrol figurines we’re about to acquire.” “Glorious? They’re children’s presents, Bill! What are we going to do with fifty My Little Ponies?” “Resell them on eBay, obviously. 'Slightly used, sparkled with joyous abandon!' High demand, I tell you." He tapped the map. "We go in disguised as entertainers. You're the balloon animal artist, I’m the… the guy who pretends to be a pirate and makes kids laugh.” Molly winced. "A pirate? Really?" “It's commitment, Molly! Are you in or are you going to spend the afternoon contemplating the existential dread of plastic ponies?" "Fine, fine. Pirate it is. But if a child cries, I'm blaming you.”