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“Right, so, the bouncy castle. We’re going in through the air vents.” “Air vents? Seriously, Molly? You’re suggesting we scale a building’s ventilation system to liberate a mountain of plastic toys?” “Don’t be dramatic, Bill. It’s strategically placed. Minimal security. Mostly pigeons. Plus, think of the children!” “I’m thinking of the paperwork, Molly. ‘Attempted infiltration of private residence posing as a child’s birthday party – potential criminal charges’ isn’t a particularly fun reading list.” “Relax. The principal, Mrs. Higgins, is obsessed with gluten-free cupcakes. She’ll be too busy worrying about her vegan frosting to notice a couple of acrobatic professionals.” “You’re relying on a woman who’s currently embroiled in a passive-aggressive campaign against the PTA over homemade sugar cookies. That's hardly a solid security plan." “It’s a distraction! A delicious, sugary distraction! Now, the presents. We’re targeting the plush animals, obviously. Paddington’s a must. And that giant unicorn.” “You want a giant unicorn? Molly, we’re stealing presents for five-year-olds. Not staging a unicorn-themed raid.” “Don’t be pedantic. It’s got sentimental value. Think of the Instagram potential.” “Instagram potential doesn't pay the bail money. Look, let's just focus on getting in and out. No elaborate schemes, no unicorn obsession. Just… presents.” “Fine, fine. But if we miss out on the unicorn, I’m holding you personally responsible for a severe case of existential disappointment.” “You’re impossible. Okay, look, we go in during the cake cutting, right? Chaos. Excitement. Kids are distracted. We grab what we need, quick and quiet.” “Cake cutting? That’s… shockingly ambitious. You're planning a heist during a sugar-fueled frenzy of five-year-olds?” “It’s the optimal window, Bill! Trust me. We use the balloons as cover. Lots of balloons. Big, distracting balloons.” “Balloons? You want to inflate our getaway with helium balloons?” “It’s a method, Bill! A perfectly reasonable, slightly ridiculous method. What’s your brilliant alternative? Sneaking in through the rose bushes?” “The rose bushes are guarded by a chihuahua named Princess Fluffybutt.” “Princess Fluffybutt is a minor detail! We’ll neutralize her. With glitter.” “Glitter? You’re going to attack a chihuahua with glitter?” “It’s a non-lethal deterrent. Highly effective. Look, just agree. Balloons, cake cutting, Paddington, unicorn. Let's just get this done.” “I still think this is profoundly stupid. But… Paddington does look rather dashing.” “See? I knew you'd come around. Now, let's talk disguises…”