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“Okay, so glitter. Everywhere,” Molly stated, sketching furiously in a notepad. Bill sighed. “Glitter is a certainty, Mol. It’s a children’s party. But are you *planning* for the glitter, or just acknowledging its inevitable existence?” “Planning! Operation: Present Plunder hinges on glitter distraction. Tiny hands, sparkly chaos, nobody notices two adults scooping up Lego and Barbies.” “Scooping? You make it sound like ice cream. We’re strategically relocating gifts, Molly.” “Semantics, Bill. So, you’re handling the bouncy castle diversion?” “Someone has to. I'm thinking a strategically timed ‘Oh no, it’s deflating!’ should give us five minutes, tops.” “Five minutes to liberate a mountain of plastic? Ambitious, even for you.” “Hey, I’ve timed a bouncy castle deflation before. It's a skill. What about the parents?” “They’ll be engrossed in awkward small talk and lukewarm pizza. Trust me. We're ghosts, Bill. Gift-acquiring ghosts.” “Just promise me no face paint.” “No promises.”