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“Right, so inflatable castle, confirmed?” Molly asked, sketching furiously in a notebook. “Confirmed. Three-year-old terror zone, apparently. Distraction central,” Bill replied, polishing his glasses with a slightly grubby handkerchief. “Excellent. And the parents?” “Totally engrossed in polite conversation about organic quinoa and screen time. Blind as bats.” “Good, good. Now, the presents. Intelligence suggests a significant haul. LEGO, apparently.” “LEGO? Molly, are you serious? We’re risking jail time for plastic bricks?” “High-value plastic bricks, Bill! Think resale! Think early retirement!” “Retirement? We’re barely out of our twenties!” “Details, details. Okay, you create a diversion. Maybe ‘accidentally’ release all the party balloons?” “Classic. But effective. What about you?” “I’m going for the gift bags. Swift, silent, surgical. Present acquisition commencing in five…” “Wait, five what? Minutes? Molly, you didn’t tell me the timing!” “Of course I did! It’s written right here! …Oh. Never mind.”