Run: 2026-02-20-01KHYAN03V0VBHFDMJP93T008A

“Right, so, Operation Sugar Rush. You’ve confirmed the bouncy castle doesn’t have laser grids?” “Nope. Just a frankly terrifying amount of glitter and a surprisingly aggressive inflatable unicorn.” “Ugh. Unicorns. Always a problem. Okay, distraction. You handle the, uh, clown?” “Leo? Seriously? He’s wearing a full Elvis jumpsuit. That's not a distraction, that’s a red flag. I’m thinking a trombone. A very loud trombone.” “A trombone? Bill, we’re stealing presents, not serenading the parents.” “It creates noise, Molly! Chaos! It’s strategic dissonance!” “Strategic…dissonance? You’ve been hitting the artisanal kombucha again, haven’t you?” “It’s fermented! It’s… stimulating! Look, just trust me on the trombone.” “Fine. Trombone. You got the grappling hook?” “Of course. Gravitational assistance is practically my middle name. Though technically, it’s Bartholomew. But you get the gist.” “Bartholomew the Gravitational Thief. Catchy. Okay, let’s talk logistics. We’re in through the back, right? The service entrance?” “Confirmed. Window’s slightly ajar. Mrs. Henderson always forgets to latch it. Said something about ‘a busy life’ and ‘not wanting to be a bother’.” “A busy life involving a hundred sugar-fueled five-year-olds? Sounds exhausting. What about the parents?” “They’re all glued to their phones. Competitive cake decorating, apparently. Fierce rivalry.” “Excellent. So minimal resistance. Right, the presents themselves... what's the priority list?” “Obviously, the LEGO Millennium Falcon. It’s iconic. Then the remote-control monster truck. Classic.” “And the… the stuffed badger wearing a tiny raincoat?” “Don’t judge, Bill! It has a name – Bartholomew the Second! It’s a delicate operation.” “Right. Bartholomew the Second. Okay, and the... glitter cannons?” “Absolutely. The more glitter, the better. For camouflage, obviously.” “Camouflage? We’re not blending in, Molly. We're robbing a children’s birthday party.” “Details, details! Think of it as… enhanced confusion. Look, just grab everything that’s shiny and wrapped. Let’s move. I’ll cue the trombone.” “You’re going to ruin my carefully constructed plan with a trombone?” “It's a tactical instrument of mayhem, Bill! Now, let's go liberate some loot.” “Seriously. A trombone.”