Run: 2026-02-20-01KHYAWZQ17QP78CSED922V1HB

“Okay, so glitter. Everywhere. Factor that in.” “Glitter? What about the laser grid?” Bill adjusted his ridiculously oversized sunglasses. “Forget the laser grid, Bill! It’s a five-year-old’s birthday, not Fort Knox. It's crepe paper. Glitter gets in the eyes, distracts the adults. Classic misdirection.” “Right. Distraction. Because a room full of screaming kids isn’t distracting enough?” “It needs *layers*, Bill. Layers! We’re professionals, remember? Operation Birthday Bonanza requires finesse.” “Bonanza? Seriously?” “It’s catchy! Look, you handle the bouncy castle. Inflate it to maximum capacity, total chaos. I’ll sweep the presents. Focus on the bigger boxes. Lego, video games, anything resaleable.” “And what if a parent asks what we’re doing?” “Improvise! Say we're… professional gift organizers? We specialize in consolidating.” “Consolidating into *our* van?” “Details, Bill, details. Don’t get hung up on semantics. Just remember the glitter.” “Fine. Glitter. But I’m wearing goggles.”