Run: 2026-02-20-01KHYB3CJ945VV4EBTD2X1AFVW

“Right, so bouncy castle’s a no-go. Too public.” “But think of the cover, Molly! No one suspects a pair of grannies attempting a bouncy castle.” “Bill, we’re forty-two and thirty-eight, not eighty-two and seventy-eight. And you’d get stuck.” “A small price to pay for a haul of remote control cars and gaming consoles! What about through the kitchen?” “Too many parents. Always lurking with lukewarm buffet food. No. We need subtlety.” “Subtlety? We’re stealing presents from a six-year-old, Molly. There’s no subtlety involved.” “There is if we want to avoid jail time! Okay, ventilation shaft. Small, yes, but efficient.” “Ventilation shaft? You’re kidding. Last time you suggested a ventilation shaft we ended up covered in pigeon feathers.” “That was a *different* ventilation shaft, Bill! This one’s… shinier. Probably. Look, it’s either that or disguise ourselves as a giant inflatable dinosaur.” “Honestly, the dinosaur is starting to sound appealing.” “Focus, Bill. Presents. Shiny, beautifully wrapped presents.”