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"Alright, Bill, here's the layout. Bouncy castle on the north side, face painting station to the east, and the present table is dead center, guarded by a woman in a Elsa costume," Molly said, spreading a crayon-drawn map across the dashboard. "That's a lot of security." "It gets worse. There's a balloon artist near the back gate. He'll spot us immediately." "Can we bribe him?" "He's six, Bill. He works for juice boxes and animal crackers." "So we bring animal crackers." "We're not bribing a child." "You literally want to steal from children." "That's different. That's professional. Bribery is tacky." Bill rubbed his temples. "Fine. What's the entry plan?" "You go in disguised as a clown." "Absolutely not." "You already have the shoes for it." "Those are orthopedic, Molly." "Whatever. You waddle in, create a distraction, and I grab the presents during the chaos." "What kind of distraction?" "Make balloon animals." "I don't know how to make balloon animals." "Then just pop them and cry. Kids love watching adults fall apart. While everyone's staring at your meltdown, I load the van." Bill stared at her for a long moment. "This is our worst plan yet." "And yet you're going to say yes." "I need a bigger shoe budget."