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"So, 'Operation Sparkle Pony' is a go, Bill." "A go? Molly, this feels… undignified. A children's birthday party?" Bill grumbled, polishing a tarnished silver coin. "Undignified? It's genius! Low risk, high reward. Think of the sheer volume of unattended loot lurking there," Molly countered, a glint in her eye. "Giant inflatable obstacle course, Bill. Perfect cover!" "And security? A dozen sugared-up six-year-olds with plastic swords?" Bill raised an eyebrow. "Not exactly Fort Knox, is it?" "Exactly! Nobody expects a master thief in disguise. You, maybe the clumsy magician?" "Magician? After the dove incident and the police chief's toupee? Absolutely not." "Fine. Bouncy castle attendant. You've got the gravitas for inflatable fun, surely. I'll distract parents with my award-winning 'Baby Shark.'" "You wouldn't dare, Molly." "Oh, I would. Now, the piñata. Our primary ingress point to the present pile without alerting the cake-fueled horde." "The piñata? Molly, this will be incredibly messy." "Messy, yes. Profitable? Definitely! Think of the grand story that'll make!" Bill sighed, pocketing his coin. "Alright, 'Operation Sparkle Pony' *does* have a certain… twisted charm."