Run: 2026-02-25-01KJ94XRTT8VGGKYC51PWGEM9H

"Seriously, Bill? A bouncy castle? How do we get fifty pounds of LEGO through that without looking suspicious?" "Suspicious? Moll, we're aiming for strategic chaos. Think distraction! A rogue balloon artist?" "Your side. Not causing a scene. We blend." "So I'm the disillusioned clown. You're the one-legged pirate." "I'm 'the overwhelmed mum, wandering off with her 'gift bag' containing *all* the presents.' You, Bill, need a *subtle* diversion." "Subtle? But the cake table! The frosting! The sprinkles! Glorious!" "No, Bill. Ferret incident? Tiny Bartholomew tried to steal a toddler's tiara. Not subtle." "He wanted a souvenir." "He wanted a felony. Look, you cause a *mild* kerfuffle. Juice box spill, tripping hazard. I grab the loot. Operation Sugar Rush. We'll be swimming in plastic and glitter." "But what *kind* of glitter? Biodegradable?" "The kind that doesn't get us arrested, dolt! And don't make eye contact with any five-year-olds, Bill. They see *everything*."