Run: 2026-02-25-01KJ9518H8SZ9RH9RJJ1SREVR3

"Right, Molly, just to recap," Bill said, "we're infiltrating a kindergarten birthday party for presents?" "Fifteen affluent five-year-olds and their ill-gotten spoils," Molly corrected, "and it's Pamela Higgins's seventh, not kindergarten. Get your facts straight, Bill." "Right, seventh. And the security detail for these spoiled 'spoils'?" "Principal menace is a bouncy castle, several overly enthusiastic parents, and possibly a rabid pug named Sparky. High stakes, Bill." "A rabid pug. This operation feels increasingly absurd. So, my role?" "You're the diversion. 'The Balloon Maestro,' I've called you. Distract with rudimentary balloon animals while I make the snatch." "Rudimentary? I once folded a passable swan." "They want dogs and swords, Bill. Keep it simple. And no eating the cupcakes, remember? Sugar crash compromises the extraction." "Understood. Two hours maximum playtime, then 'poof,' like a magician. Or, you know, a stealthy ninja." "Precisely. And for goodness sake, try not to scare the other clowns. We need a clean getaway, not a turf war with Barnaby the Bumbling Bear." "Are there really other clowns?" "There's always another clown, Bill. Always."