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Molly traced the glossy invitation, her brow furrowed with the intensity of a bomb disposal expert. "Princess Penelope's Enchanted Forest Spectacular," she read, her voice dripping with mock-grandeur. "They really spare no expense for a six-year-old, Bill?" Bill, hunched over a crumpled, crayon-drawn blueprint, grunted. "Details. Tight window. Bouncy castle inflates at two, Clown-o the Magnificent at two-thirty. Zero calm. Presents table: under a caffeinated parent. Formidable foe." He tapped the print with a greasy sausage roll, his chin stained. "Formidable, my arse!" Molly scoffed, snatching the roll and taking a bite. "Pre-schoolers on E-numbers have nanoseconds of attention. Peak distraction. Real challenge: Fifi, the miniature poodle. 'Cunning of a seasoned detective,' owner claims. Not good." "A poodle?" Bill raised an eyebrow, adjusting his ridiculously oversized fake mustache. "Barkers, sure, but a nibble. Easily appeased with a squeaky toy or prime-cut steak. Budgeted for both. Phase one: Infiltration. Garden gate. Unlocked. Perimeters are rarely secured." He gestured grandly at a whiteboard covered in flowcharts. "And phase two? The snatch-and-grab?" Molly leaned back against a stack of dusty encyclopedias, arms crossed. "Hit presents, right? Get in, get out clean. No tears. Professionals. For charity. Mostly." "Mostly," Bill agreed, making a frantic note on a napkin. "Delicate. 'Enchanted Forest' means shrubbery. Good cover. Little Timmy—excellent intel—confirmed a dense rhododendron bush. Perfect for stashing." Molly pulled a small, slightly stained fake beard from her pocket. "So, I'm 'Sparkle the Storyteller'? The beard is much. Female storyteller with a lumberjack beard screams 'deep cover'." "It screams originality, Molly! 'Sparkle' sounds trustworthy. Nobody suspects. You distract with tales. I, 'Professor Pixel, the Educational Robot'—flashing lights, sea cucumber facts—navigate presents." Bill insisted, his eyes sparkling with manic glee. Molly snorted, spitting a crumb of sausage roll. "You, a robot? Bill, you trip! What if a child actually asks a fact? Malfunction." "That's the act! Controlled malfunction! Adds realism! Buggy prototype. My sophisticated grabber arm—modified BBQ tongs—will deftly swoop gift bags." Bill consulted his blueprint again, tracing a line under "emergency exit" that circled the bouncy castle. "Exit: bouncy castle. Inflated, chaotic, soft landing. Tactical trampoline." Molly slowly slipped the fake beard back into her pocket, a reluctant smile playing on her lips. "A tactical trampoline? You go all out. Alright, Professor Pixel. Just don't traumatize Princess Penelope squashing her birthday cake." "Not a chance," Bill declared, puffing out his chest, his eyes gleaming with mad ambition. "Seamless operation. The 'Princess Penelope Presents Procurement Project' – PPPP. Catchy, no?" "Catchy enough," Molly conceded, eyeing a stray glitterbomb resting perilously close to a bare bulb. "Just promise me no cake and glitter this time." Bill grinned, adjusting his mustache one last time. "No promises on the glitter, Molly. It's a children's party, after all."