Run: 2026-02-25-01KJ95PYTVBYAY4YGN4P5EYVTN

Molly spread the napkin map. “The bounce house is the kill zone, Bill.” “It’s a seven-year-old’s birthday party, Molly. Try to keep it in perspective.” “Sugar-crazed toddlers are a lethal perimeter defense. We strike during 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'.” “The classic blindfold maneuver?” “Exactly. While the target is spinning, we swap the gift pile for bags of raw broccoli.” “Broccoli? That’s cold, even for professional thieves.” “It’s a heist, Bill, not a charity gala. Status on the Juice Box Guard?” “Mrs. Higgins? She’s a heavy inhaler of boxed Chardonnay. She’ll be slumped by the pinata by three.” “Perfect. But watch out for the ball pit. It’s a tactical marshland.” “If I lose a shoe in that plastic swamp, I’m retiring. And what about the clown?” “I hired a distraction. ‘Giggles the Unstable’ arrives at two sharp.” “You’re trusting Giggles with our exit strategy?” “He was twenty bucks and brings his own unicycle. Now, the Lego sets are in the North Corner. Avoid the glitter cannons.” “Glitter? That stuff never comes off. I’m wearing a hazmat suit.” “Too bulky. You’ll pop the castle.” “If I go down, tell my mom I died robbing a bank.” “Grab the Pokémon cards and move.”