Run: 2026-02-25-01KJ95V8HX6W31SE4XPWE0BKD4

"Right, Bill. Timmy's seventh birthday. Mum and Dad are out of town, it's just Aunt Carol and a horde of sugar-crazed delinquents. Prime opportunity." "Presents? Are we talking action figures? Or maybe one of those bouncy castle things?" "Whatever they've piled up in the hall. The key is timing. We hit it during the cake ceremony. Everyone will be looking at the candles." "And who's distracting the sugar-crazed delinquents while we grab the loot?" "You are. Find a way. Trip over the vacuum cleaner. Pretend to be a surprise guest magician who's *really* bad." "A bad magician? I can do that! Does it involve a rabbit?" "No rabbits, Bill. Just pure, unadulterated chaos. While Aunt Carol is dealing with you, I'll bag the haul by the back door. Quick in, quick out." "So, no juice box tower incident this time?" "Let's stick to the plan, Bill. No spontaneous disasters. Just presents. Clear?" "Crystal. Just… are there *any* small, cuddly animals at these things?" "Probably. But they're not on the inventory."