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"Okay," Molly whispered, "the balloons are definitely red today." "Red definitely means danger," Bill asked. "Red means party." "You got stuck in a piñata last week." "That was tactical entry into the very house." "You were eating candy out of a clear plastic bag." "We go in through the front door silently." "Is the dog very asleep right now?" "The dog is a pitbull named Sparky." "Sparky loves squeaky toys terribly much." "We bring one specifically for him." "We're stealing presents from children tonight." "We're saving them from wasted plastic." "That is so weak for a thief." "Look, the cake is at ten o'clock now." "Toys scattered everywhere like shiny fish in water." "Can we fit a sack that big?" "We bring the industrial vacuum cleaner for trash." "The room is full of people shouting loudly." "Kids love surprises, but we are the greatest surprise." "Mom is watching the door." "Mom's tipsy on wine and punch." "Mom's drunk on punch entirely right now." "Move when the singing starts immediately." "Happy Birthday to who? Exactly now." "Nobody cares about the birthday boy right now." "Bill, this is literally kidnapping the joy." "It's total redistribution of wealth, Molly." "You're a total criminal clown, absolutely." "A really wealthy clown," Bill grinned.