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"Are you sure about the cake?" Molly asked. "It's frosting, Bill. Frosting is a distraction." "But the piñata. It's full of candy." "We're here for the unwrapped gifts, not sugar." "What if the parents catch us?" "They'll be too busy fighting over who brought the best dip." "Okay, but the clown." "The clown is a liability. We neutralize the clown immediately." "Neutralize? You mean hide him?" "Put him in the closet. Lock him with the balloons." "That feels illegal." "Stealing presents from six-year-olds feels incredibly illegal too." "I mean, technically." "Technically, we're redistributing wealth to the deserving." "To us." "Exactly. Now, grab the black hoodies." "Do we have black hoodies?" "Yes, but they're neon green and shiny." "Perfect camouflage for a birthday party." "Bill, stop." "I'm just saying, green is festive." "We leave in exactly five minutes." "What about the loot?" "Split it. Half and half, no exceptions." "Unless you want the PS5." "I want the PS5 and the games." "Then you carry the heavy boxes yourself." "Deal." "Wait, is that a balloon animal?" "Drop it, Bill." "It looks like a dog." "It's a dog." "I'm keeping it." "Leave the dog." "Fine." "Let's go." "And the piñata?" "We smash it." "Perfect."