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The moon hung low over Maplewood Park, casting silver light on the inflatable unicorn bouncing in the distance. Inside a nearby van, Molly adjusted her ski mask and tapped her phone against her palm. Bill leaned back in his seat, chewing on a licorice rope with the focus of a man plotting world domination. “Alright,” Molly said, “we’re hitting the birthday bash at Mrs. Higgins’ house. Thirty kids, one mountain of presents, and zero guards except for a golden retriever named Sir Barksalot.” Bill snorted. “A dog? That’s our entry point? I thought we were going for the easy target—like stealing the mayor’s ceremonial ham.” Molly rolled her eyes. “The mayor’s ham’s probably already been stolen by his own security team. This is better. Kids are distracted, parents are too busy taking selfies to notice a thief with a velvet glove.” She pulled up a floor plan on her screen, zooming in on the living room where balloons bobbed like jellyfish. “The presents are stacked in the corner near the cake table. Easy pickings if we move fast.” Bill grinned. “Fast enough to avoid the ‘Birthday Blob’—that’s what the kids call the piñata. Last year it exploded so hard, they found candy in the neighbor’s gutter.” Molly smirked. “Exactly why we need distraction. I’ve got a bag of glow sticks and a kazoo. The kids will swarm them like moths to a flame.” Bill chuckled. “You’re insane. But I respect the hustle.” He paused. “Wait, do we even know how many presents there are?” “Thirty,” she confirmed. “And each one’s wrapped in foil. Which means we’ll have to cut through tape without leaving marks. My specialty.” He nodded. “I’ll handle the door. You get the loot. Simple.” Molly raised an eyebrow. “You mean you’ll ‘get the loot’ by standing in front of it until someone notices?” Bill shrugged. “It’s called misdirection. Like when I convinced the bank manager I was a tax auditor. Took him three hours to realize I’d stolen his lunch money.” Molly laughed. “You’re lucky he didn’t call the cops.” She tapped her phone again. “Okay, here’s the plan: I’ll slip in through the window, grab the presents, and toss them into my backpack. You’ll create chaos by ‘accidentally’ knocking over the punch bowl. Everyone’ll be too busy cleaning up to notice the theft.” Bill leaned forward. “What if the dog gets suspicious? He’s got a nose like a bloodhound.” “Then we’ll distract him with the kazoo,” she said, pulling out a bright yellow instrument. “Play a tune so terrible, even he’ll flee.” He grinned. “You’re a madwoman. I love it.” Molly stood, slinging her backpack over her shoulder. “Let’s go. The kids won’t know what hit ’em.” Bill followed, muttering, “Next time, maybe we stick to stealing the mayor’s ham.” They slipped out the van’s rear door, the night air cool against their faces as they approached the party lights twinkling like stars fallen to earth. Somewhere inside, a child giggled, unaware their gifts were about to vanish into the hands of two very determined thieves.