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The moon hung low over Maplewood Park as Molly adjusted her black mask, squinting at the party lights flickering through the trees. Bill leaned against a lamppost, chewing gum loudly. “So, you’re telling me this is the plan?” he asked, voice dripping with mock seriousness. Molly nodded, pulling out a crumpled blueprint. “We hit the gift table first. The kids won’t notice until we’re gone.” She tapped the paper where a red X marked the location. Bill snorted. “Great. Because nothing says stealth like a neon sign saying ‘Robbery Here.’” He tossed the gum into a bush. “What’s the backup if they spot us?” “Easy,” Molly said, pulling a tiny flashlight from her pocket. “We’ll blame the raccoons. They’ve been eyeing those presents for weeks.” She winked, then paused. “Seriously though, the guard rotates every twenty minutes. We’ve got a window.” Bill raised an eyebrow. “Twenty minutes? You sure your math isn’t off like last time?” He mimicked a dramatic gasp. “Remember the bakery heist? You swore the alarm was broken—turns out it was just a squeaky door.” Molly rolled her eyes. “That door was *clearly* rigged. Besides, this is way easier. No one expects a gang of adults to sneak into a birthday party.” She gestured toward the colorful balloons bobbing above. “Look at them! They’re too busy singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to notice a shadow.” Bill chuckled. “Yeah, but what if the birthday kid finds us? Little Timmy’s got a magnifying glass.” He mimed holding one up, squinting. “‘Detectives! Intruders!’” “Exactly!” Molly clapped. “We’ll play dumb. Act like we’re here to get cake.” She pulled a fake mustache from her bag and stuck it on her face. “See? Instant disguise.” Bill laughed, adjusting his own mustache. “You look ridiculous. Like a pirate who lost a fight with a glue stick.” “Ridiculous is my middle name,” she shot back, then grew thoughtful. “Okay, real question: how many presents do we need to grab before they realize?” Bill counted on his fingers. “At least fifty. The mom said there’d be enough for every kid. Probably.” He grinned. “Unless someone ate them already.” Molly grimaced. “Don’t remind me about the ‘disappearing’ cupcakes from last year.” She glanced at the party entrance. “Alright, let’s move. I’ll scout the perimeter while you handle the flashlights.” Bill saluted. “Yes, ma’am. But if we get caught, I’m blaming the raccoons.” “Deal,” she said, already slipping into the shadows. Her boots crunched on gravel as she approached the gift table. A toddler waved a stuffed unicorn in her direction. Molly froze, then waved back enthusiastically. “Hi there! Love your… uh… unicorn!” The child giggled. Molly’s heart raced. The plan was in motion, and the presents were waiting. Somewhere nearby, a clock ticked louder than the party music. Bill joined her, holding two glow sticks like swords. “Ready to make history?” Molly smirked. “Just don’t trip over the balloon arch this time.” They moved forward, silent as ghosts, the night humming with possibility. The presents glowed under fairy lights, oblivious to the thieves creeping closer. “Remember,” Bill whispered, “if things go south, we blame the raccoons.” Molly nodded. “And if they don’t, we blame the birthday kid.” They vanished into the darkness, leaving only laughter and the faint scent of bubblegum behind.