Run: 2026-03-03-01KJV05RWGXKMJB2J3MF65JHWS

Did you bring the clown shoes, Bill? Only the left one, Molly. Why? It balances my center of gravity for the wall vault. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Did you get the guest list? It is mostly toddlers and one very angry Golden Retriever. Focus. The presents are behind the pirate banner. What about the bouncy castle? We cut the air tether at precisely two o’clock. That causes mass hysteria. Exactly. While the parents scramble to save their precious heirs, we bag the haul. What if the birthday boy sees us? He is five, Bill. Give him a juice box and tell him you are a government agent. Will he buy it? Kids believe anything. Is the van idling? It is, but the heater is making a sound like a dying goose. Leave the engine running. We are grabbing the Legos and the shiny electronics. What about the gift cards? Take them all. If we steal enough, we might finally afford a vacation. To where? Anywhere without balloons. Agreed. Grab your fake mustache. I thought we were going as pirates? Forget the theme, just grab the bags. Ready when you are.