Run: 2026-03-06-01KK1H8YEJNEG8WV2J6SJ9J187

"Molly, tell me again why we're robbing a castle made of balloons." "Because, Bill, beneath every balloon arch lies a mountain of presents wrapped by inattentive adults." "Inattentive adults terrify me. They ask questions." "Only if you look guilty." "I always look guilty. My face has eyebrows like a confession." "Then wear the clown nose." "The clown nose makes me look guiltier." "No, it makes you festive. There's a difference." "What's the plan, festive criminal mastermind?" "We arrive as entertainers." "I can't juggle." "You don't juggle. You loom." "I loom brilliantly." "Good. I do magic. While I pull scarves from my sleeve, you load gifts into the bouncy-castle bag." "The what?" "The enormous inflatable shaped like a dragon. We say it's a prop." "A dragon full of stolen birthday presents feels unsubtle." "Bill, children believe in talking pigs. Subtlety is wasted on them." "What about the cake?" "We don't steal the cake." "Shame. I had dreams." "Focus. At two o'clock the magician arrives." "I thought you were the magician." "The real magician. That's our exit window. Confusion, applause, and possibly a dove." "I hate doves." "Everyone hates doves. That's why crime flourishes around them." "And if someone asks whose party we're with?" "You say, 'The birthday one,' and look offended." "Molly, that's either genius or prison." "Bill, that's our brand."