Run: 2026-03-06-01KK1HMXMHYQ1XQZTXBAGZP7VQ

“Molly, this is the easiest score of our careers.” “Bill, you said that about the aquarium gala, and I still smell like squid.” “Occupational perfume. Listen: balloons, cake, screaming children, distracted parents. It’s a buffet of negligence.” “It’s a children’s party, Bill, not Parliament.” “Same noise level. We go in as entertainers.” “You can’t juggle.” “I can drop with confidence.” “That’s not a skill, that’s autobiography.” “You wound me. You’ll be the magician.” “My only trick is leaving quickly.” “Perfect. I’ll distract them with a puppet show.” “You don’t own a puppet.” “I’ve got a sock and ambition.” “The sock has more range. How are we carrying the loot?” “Gift bags. We say we’re consolidating presents for ‘safety.’ Parents love the word safety.” “And if they ask who hired us?” “I say ‘Sandra.’ There’s always a Sandra.” “What if there isn’t?” “Then one of them panics and becomes Sandra.” “You’ve thought about this too much.” “I’ve thought about this exactly enough. Entry at two, extraction by two-fifteen, vanish by the bouncy castle.” “I hate bouncy castles. They’re cheerful quicksand.” “Focus. Any moral objections?” “To stealing from children? Certainly.” “Good. Keep those hidden.” “Bill, if a toddler bites me, I’m leaving you.” “If a toddler bites you, bite back politically.” “That sentence is why I do the planning.”