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Molly crouched behind the recycling bins with the solemn focus of a general invading a toy shop. Across the alley, the church hall blazed with paper lanterns, balloons, and a banner that read HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY OLIVE in letters so cheerful they felt accusatory. Bill peered over a hedge, hat tilted, notebook open, looking like an accountant preparing to embezzle from a clown. “Tell me again,” Molly whispered, “why a children’s party needs this much security.” “That,” said Bill, tapping the page, “is not security. That is a mother with a clipboard and the moral confidence of a nation.” “I fear clipboards more than dogs.” “You should. Dogs merely bite. Clipboards organize retaliation.” From inside came a scream of joy so shrill that Bill ducked on instinct. “Was that the birthday girl?” he asked. “No, that was a sugar event. Different species entirely.” Bill adjusted his spectacles and squinted at the windows. “Right. We enter at eight sixteen, during the magician’s grand finale.” “The rabbit?” “The rabbit is our opportunity.” “How is a rabbit our opportunity?” “Chaos vector,” Bill said. “Children see rabbit, adults applaud, we slip in through the side door, empty the present table, and leave before anyone notices the mountain has become a memory.” Molly nodded slowly. “Elegant. Rotten, but elegant.” “We are thieves, Molly, not lifestyle coaches.” A gust of wind rattled the bins. Somewhere nearby, a balloon popped. Bill flinched so hard he nearly swallowed his pencil. “You jump at everything,” Molly said. “I have a responsive spirit.” “You have the nerves of a chandelier in an earthquake.” “And yet,” Bill said, “I remain the one with the map.” He held it up proudly. Molly stared. “You’ve drawn a dragon near the bouncy castle.” “That is a territorial warning.” “It’s an inflatable pirate ship.” “Fine. A nautical dragon.” They fell quiet as a woman in a sequined jacket marched past the alley carrying a tray of cupcakes like a field marshal transporting ammunition. “There,” Molly murmured. “Cupcake commander. She’s the dangerous one.” Bill scribbled in the notebook. “Sequins. Fast walker. Dead eyes. Agreed.” “You know,” Molly said, “there was a time we robbed embassies.” “There was a time my knees worked in damp weather. We adapt.” A child in a superhero cape burst out the side door, ran in a circle for no reason known to science, and vanished again. Bill inhaled sharply. “Scout.” “He’s six.” “That’s what makes him unpredictable.” Molly checked her watch. “Three minutes. Bags ready?” “Ready.” “Exit route?” “Through the kitchen, over the back fence, into the lane, and away in the van.” “The van with ‘Pete’s Plumbing’ on the side?” “No one questions plumbing. People fear inconvenience more than crime.” Inside, applause thundered. A man’s voice boomed, “And now, for my final trick!” Bill’s eyes gleamed. “This is it.” They darted from the alley, hugging the wall. Molly eased open the side door and they slipped into a corridor smelling of pizza and disinfectant. At the far end, the hall roared with delighted laughter. They reached the present table: mountains of bright paper, ribbons, gift bags with tissue paper erupting like decorative smoke. Bill opened his sack. “Beautiful.” “Hideous,” Molly whispered, already loading parcels. “All that glittery wrapping. It’s like stealing from a rainbow with bad taste.” A tiny voice behind them said, “What are you doing?” They froze. A little girl in a cardboard crown stood in the doorway, hands on hips, staring with terrifying calm. Bill smiled weakly. “Quality control?” Molly leaned down. “We’re the present inspectors.” The girl narrowed her eyes. “That’s not a real job.” “Neither,” Bill said, “is magician, and yet we all applauded.”