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“Bill, this is our classiest job yet.” “Classy? Molly, we’re robbing a bouncy castle.” “An affluent bouncy castle. Look at the ribbon budget.” “I still say stealing from a children’s party sounds cursed.” “We’re not stealing from children. We’re liberating gifts from inattentive adults.” “That sentence wore a monocle.” “Focus. We go in as entertainers.” “I can juggle three oranges and a grievance.” “Perfect. I’ll be the face painter.” “You can’t paint.” “I can paint panic. Same wrist action.” “What about the dog?” “What dog?” “The enormous poodle in a bow tie guarding the present table.” “That’s not a guard dog, Bill. That’s a soufflé with opinions.” “It just looked at me like I owe it rent.” “Then avoid eye contact. Rule one of burglary and exes.” “How do we carry everything out?” “Gift sacks. We swap the birthday banner for one reading ‘Prize Collection Point.’” “That’s diabolical.” “Thank you.” “What if a kid asks where their present’s going?” “You say, ‘Quality control.’ Children respect bureaucracy.” “I don’t think they do.” “They fear clipboards. Everyone fears clipboards.” “And if the clown recognizes us?” “We recognize him first. Establish dominance.” “With what, larger shoes?” “With confidence, Bill.” “I once tripped over confidence.” “I know. I was there. Now straighten your tie.” “It squirts water.” “Good. Professionalism and hydration.”