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Molly flattened the crayon-splattered invitation on the café table and tapped the clown sticker like it owed her money. Outside, rain made the street shine; inside, Bill wore a balloon-animal hat he’d “borrowed” for research and looked tragically confident. “Children’s parties are chaos,” Molly said. “Chaos is camouflage.” Bill squinted. “Camouflage usually doesn’t involve a magician named Professor Sprinkles.” “It does tonight. Back gate, six-thirty. Face painter by the shed, bouncy castle to the left, gift mountain by the cake.” “Gift mountain,” Bill repeated reverently. “A summit of poorly hidden treasure.” Molly slid him a rough sketch. “Parents cluster near coffee. Kids swarm sugar. We drift in as hired entertainment.” Bill straightened the balloon hat. “I can juggle three oranges and a grudge.” “Perfect. I’ll do balloons.” “You can’t make balloons.” “I can make panic, which is basically the same thing.” He grinned. “What about the dog? Every suburban fortress has one emotionally unstable dog.” “Bribed with sausages.” “What about the clown?” “More frightened of me than I am of him.” Bill leaned closer. “And if someone asks whose children we are?” Molly folded the invitation and stood. “We look offended, say ‘the birthday one,’ and keep walking.” Bill rose too, inspired. “Molly, this is either our lowest moment or our finest work.” “Bill,” she said, “those are usually the same thing.”