Run: 2026-03-06-01KK1J935S1TMV3X79YR6CYW6P

"Bill, this is either our lowest point or our brightest innovation." "Molly, crime is just entrepreneurship with worse hats." "They're six-year-olds." "They're rich six-year-olds." "How do you know?" "Ponies, Molly. Anyone hiring ponies for a birthday is begging to be robbed." "We cannot mug a clown." "Who said anything about mugging? We infiltrate. You go in as the magician's assistant." "I hate sequins." "You look authoritative in sequins." "And you?" "Balloon artist. No one suspects a man making an octopus out of rubber." "You can't make an octopus." "I can make a snake with ambition." "The presents will be piled by the cake." "Exactly. While the magician pulls scarves from a hat, we pull scooters from the mountain." "What about the children?" "Sticky, loud, and easily distracted by glitter." "That's your whole plan? Glitter?" "Also a smoke bomb." "At a children's party?" "A very festive smoke bomb." "Bill, we're stealing gift-wrapped dinosaurs from minors." "We're liberating unattended luxury goods." "You're impossible." "You're coming." "I know. I already borrowed a rabbit." "From where?" "Don't ask nervous questions if you want calm answers." "And the getaway?" "Ice cream van." "That's obscene." "That's camouflage." "Fine. But if a pony recognizes me, we're finished."