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Molly studied the suburban lawn as if it were a museum exhibit titled Balloon Animals Before Disaster. Paper streamers flapped from the fence, a pirate banner sagged over a folding table, and somewhere inside the garden a machine was producing bubbles with the confidence of organized crime. Bill crouched beside the hedge, wearing a blazer patterned with ducks, because he believed camouflage was mostly attitude. “Smile, grab bags, and leave before the clown starts juggling,” she said. “If anyone asks, we’re cousins with weak backs and loud opinions,” Bill replied. Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. Bill always made a plan sound like an unfortunate wedding. Through the gate, children shrieked around a treasure hunt, while parents balanced paper plates and discussed mortgage rates with the dead eyes of hostages. Near the patio, a mountain of wrapped presents gleamed like loot assembled by sentimental pirates. Bill adjusted his bow tie, which flashed tiny birthday cakes when it caught the sun. Molly sighed. It was a ridiculous job, in a ridiculous outfit, at a ridiculous hour, but the presents sat there, taunting them with ribbons. Then the gate swung open, and both thieves smiled with the sincerity of rental furniture.