Run: 2026-03-11-01KKFCXAH4YFCAQEHDJVZYQ1KR

"Alright, Bill. Target location: 445 Willow Lane. Birthday party, one Eliza Chen. Turns six tomorrow. We go in at peak chaos." "What's the play, Molly? I mean, I can pick a lock on a playhouse, but a whole house?" "Not the house, you walnut. The *gift table*. In the backyard. Under the supervision of one overworked parent named Dave." "Dave's the mark? What's he packing?" "His nerves. And a pitcher of sangria. Phase One: You infiltrate. You're the 'cousin' from out of town." "I can do that. I'll bring a gift! A decoy!" "No! No gifts! We are *removing* gifts. Your role is distraction. Engage Dave in conversation about... I don't know, lawn aeration." "Lawn aeration. Got it. Phase Two?" "I handle the extraction. The loot is portable. Wrapping paper is the enemy. I'll need a big, festive bag. Something with cartoon characters on it." "I have a sack from last Halloween. It's a pumpkin with fangs." "...Fine. We make the grab during 'Happy Birthday'. Everyone looks at the cake. That's our thirty seconds. Out the side gate." "What if a kid sees us?" "Bill, they're six. We'll tell them we're the 'Present Fairies.' They'll believe anything." "Brilliant. I'll wear wings." "No wings." "But it's for authenticity!" "No wings, Bill."