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Molly slipped the glitter‑covered invitation onto the kitchen table, squinting at the cartoon dinosaurs grinning from the edge, while the scent of vanilla cake drifted from oven. “Bill,” she whispered, “birthday bash at three. Parents think they hired a clown; we’ll be the surprise.” Bill leaned against the fridge, tapping a spoon against his chin. “A clown? You want us in costume? I’m terrible at juggling—last time I knocked over Aunt Marge’s vase and cried for an hour.” He laughed, the sound bouncing off the tiled floor. Molly grinned, eyes sparkling like the confetti she’d pocketed earlier. “We don’t need to juggle. We’ll blend in. I’ll wear the rainbow wig with glitter, you’ll wear big shoes that squeak. Kids think we’re entertainment and will laugh loudly today. We’ll swipe the presents while they’re busy pinning the tail.” Bill scratched his head. “Presents are near the cake. How to get them out without tripping the alarm? Mom installed a motion sensor that beeps when the lid lifts.” Molly tapped her fingertip against the sensor diagram she’d sketched on a napkin. “Simple. We’ll distract the sensor with bright confetti cannons. The puff confuses infrared, buying us ten seconds. Then I’ll slip the bag under the table and we’ll quickly run right away for the backyard today.” Bill’s eyebrows shot up. “Confetti cannons? Where do we get them? Will the kids notice a paper snowstorm?” Molly shrugged. “I ‘borrowed’ extra stock from a party store. They’ll think it’s theme. For the kids, we’ll hand each a balloon animal—makes them happy and keeps hands busy.” Bill chuckled. “Balloon animals? I can barely tie a knot. Remember when I tried a poodle and got a sad worm?” Molly laughed, the sound bubbling like soda. “I’ll handle colorful balloons. You’re the lookout, watching the parents, especially Dad—his stare could melt steel. If he looks our way, whistle the tune from that old cartoon we love. It’ll signal me to freeze and we’ll move.” Bill nodded, pretending to salute with a plastic sword. “Roger that. Whistle the ‘Turkey in the Straw’ riff. Got it. After we nab the gifts, meet at the old oak by the swing set, right?” Molly checked her watch, the tiny hands ticking toward showtime. “Exactly. We’ll load the sack into the getaway cart—yeah, I borrowed Dad’s golf cart. It’s quiet, fast, looks innocent. We’ll be gone before the cake is cut.” Bill stood, stretching his arms. “What if the kids cry when their presents disappear?” Molly’s expression softened. “We’ll leave a note: ‘Thanks for the fun! – Mystery Party Crew.’ Kids love mysteries; parents think it’s a game. We’ll slip a few bright cheap trinkets back as decoys after the party today. Everyone wins, sort of.” Bill grinned, eyes alight with mischief. “Alright, partner in crime. Let’s make this an unforgettable birthday ever—for us.” They shared a quick fist bump, the sound muffled by the kitchen linoleum, and slipped back into the planning whirl, already hearing the distant squeal of children’s laughter.