Run: 2026-03-11-01KKFEP713XMV552MYTRBAXY66

Molly and Bill hid in the alley, masks up. "Bill, the party's in there. We need those presents." "Molly, they're kids. Have you no heart?" "My heart is made of dollar signs. Now, plan: during the song, we sneak in." "What song?" "Happy Birthday. It's long and loud." "I can't sing." "You don't have to. Just grab the sack and run." "What if a kid sees me?" "Tell them you're Santa's helper." "It's July." "Santa has a summer job." "Right. And the clown?" "The clown is on break. I checked." "You scouted a children's party?" "I'm thorough. Now, ready?" "Wait, I need to use the bathroom." "No bathrooms. Hold it. This is heisting." "Fine. But if I pee in the suit, it's on you." "Noted. Exit through the fence to the park." "Park has kids." "Different kids. Won't notice." "Unless observant." "Distracted by squirrels." "I like squirrels." "No squirrels. Ready? Go!" "Wait, what if we get caught by the parents?" "We tell them we're from the 'Toy Relocation Service.'" "That's not a thing." "To five-year-olds, it is. They have no concept of reality." "Alright. Let's do this. For the sake of heisting." "And remember, no leaving fingerprints. We use gloves." "I brought latex gloves. And a sack for the loot." "Good. Now, synchronize watches. Go at the count of three." "Wait, my watch is digital. It doesn't tick." "Just count silently. One, two, three!"