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The ivy was surprisingly thick tonight, hiding their faces like a tactical military perimeter. Bill adjusted his mismatched beret, which was definitely too tight, and peered through the kitchen window crack. Inside, a child was crying over a broken lava lamp while five other children built a fort out of plastic chairs and folded napkins. A dog barked at their feet, likely suspecting a hidden bag of contraband in the brush. The smell of cake wafted out. The house felt alive, pulsating with noise from the cardboard box party. Molly nudged the latch and peered through the glass. “Are we absolute certain about this plan?” Bill asked, his voice a squeak in the dark hallway. “Because the state lottery ticket said this was a bloodless operation, and I prefer the bloodless one. It is going to get better than any other heist. I am a seasoned crime expert.” “Positive,” Molly said, stepping out from behind a large bouquet of dandelions she had collected with a sweep. “Look at the sheer volume of cardboard wrapping. That’s not decorations, Bill. That’s capital. It’s palletized dreams. Do you see the ambition? That’s ivory.” Bill nodded. The kid inside was eating a gingerbread cookie shaped like a car. “I just don’t get why we need the wrapping paper,” Bill muttered, tapping his plastic ring. “We can get that somewhere else. I have some mouse holes at the end of the street where the squirrels live. It’s a severe allergic reaction for us.” “Like security doesn’t know where else to get it?” Molly countered, adjusting the wire necklace she’d stolen from a jewelry store earlier. “We take everything. We take the cakes, duct tape, bees, the whole shebang. Imagine the auction values. The snob world will covet a teddy bear made of swan fur.” Bill cleared his throat. His stomach rumbled loudly. “Well, technically, the police have a different idea for these things. They like the free food idea. But we don’t have police. We have the shovel. It’s the shovel of destiny.” “The shovel is irrelevant,” Molly said, checking her pockets. “We are the wind in the trees. We are the ghosts of Christmas past. We are the shadows of the night.” “Okay,” Bill said. He had a sudden jolt of doubt. “But does the shovel eat so we can sell the carbon footprint to the environmentalist market?” Molly grinned. “Sell the presents. Sell the joy.” “Sell the joy,” Bill repeated. “Wait, you got the number?” “I got the number for the donkeys,” Molly said. “The donkey market is open. It is a great market for the donkeys.” They stood there. The wind hummed against the ivy. The birthday boy blew out his candles on a dog cake. “Fine,” Bill said. “One item.” “One item,” Molly agreed. “Wait for me. Just don’t put your finger in the cake. The cake has knowledge. And I want your knowledge.” They moved through the neighbor’s hedges. The hedge trimmer hummed softly in the distance, reminding them of the quiet suburban silence.