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Molly flattened the blueprint against the hood of their battered van, a masterpiece in crayon and glitter glue. Bill leaned in, his nose wrinkling at the scent of stale coffee and the faint, sticky aroma of lollipop residue from the last job. “This is the layout of the community center,” Molly said, her finger tracing a pink squiggle. “Bouncy castle here, cake station here. The presents are in a fortress.” Bill squinted. “A fortress of cardboard and ribbons?” “A mountain. A gleaming, gift-wrapped mountain behind the stage. The birthday boy is named Aiden. He’s turning seven, and his grandparents are… well-funded.” “Right.” Bill pulled a chicken nugget from his pocket and took a contemplative bite. “And the opposition?” “Thirty-six sugar-wired six-and-seven-year-olds. Four chaperones, two of whom are glued to their phones. One clown named Sparkles, who is the true wild card.” “Clowns are a menace to any professional operation,” Bill muttered, tossing the nugget remnant into the bushes. “Agreed. We go in during the organized chaos. The limbo contest.” Molly’s eyes gleamed. “When every child is bent backward, contorted with focus. We wear the uniforms.” Bill groaned, reaching into the van and pulling out two garish, orange-and-purple polka-dotted jumpsuits. “I hate these. We look like escaped balloons.” “We look like staff. Anonymous, ridiculous, and invisible. You create a diversion at the food table. A controlled, sprinkler-based disaster. I access the mountain from behind the curtain. We are in and out before the first slice of cake is cut.” “What’s our exit strategy? A fleet of tiny bicycles?” “The minivan is parked in the alley. You drive. I’ll be in the back with the haul.” She began folding the blueprint. “Questions?” Bill looked past her, toward the distant sound of tinny music and shrieking. “Just one. What’s the gift-to-child ratio at these things? Are we talking one-to-one, or does little Aiden get a surplus?” Molly paused, allowing herself a small, professional smile. “A surplus, Bill. A glorious, commercialized surplus. Enough to fund our next three jobs, including that alpaca farm you’ve been obsessed with.” A spark of genuine enthusiasm lit Bill’s face. “The alpacas, Molly. They have such gentle eyes.” “Then let’s go steal from some children.” They suited up, the fabric rustling like cellophane. As they walked toward the community center, a world of screaming joy and pastel chaos, Bill had one last thought. “You think Sparkles the Clown is packing water pistols or something worse?” “Prepare for the worst,” Molly said, adjusting her polka-dot collar. “And hope for a poorly timed balloon animal.”