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Molly unfolded the blueprint across the kitchen table, smoothing out the creases with her palms. The map of the “Happy Haven Community Center” was covered in her spidery handwriting. “Alright,” she began, her voice a low, serious hum. “The party starts at two. Target is the gift table, located here, near the helium tank and the cake.” Bill, who was balancing a spoon on his nose, didn’t look up. “Cake? The cake is not the primary objective.” “Focus, Bill. The presents. We go in during the piñata chaos. That’s our window.” “What if it’s a pull-string piñata? Those are no chaos at all. It’s a gentle, orderly procession. A queue!” Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. “It will be a bat piñata. I’ve confirmed it. My source is reliable.” “Your source is a six-year-old you bribed with a juice box.” “A very savvy six-year-old. The point is, when the first swing connects, parents are distracted, children are shrieking, and we slip in. You grab the gift bags, I’ll provide cover.” “Cover? What, like a blanket? Are we swaddling them?” “No. I’ll be dressed as a clown.” Bill dropped the spoon. It clattered onto the linoleum. “Absolutely not. We agreed. No more costumes that require face paint. The last time, you got stuck as a giant panda for three hours because the zipper jammed.” “This is different. It’s just a rainbow wig, a red nose, and oversized shoes. It’s visual distraction. No one suspects a clown.” “Everyone suspects a clown! Clowns are inherently suspicious! That’s their whole… clown thing!” Molly slapped the table. “Do you have a better idea?” “Yes! I go in as a parent. I bring a gift—a Trojan Horse gift. Inside is a bag. I place my gift on the table, then later, I ‘accidentally’ knock the whole table over. In the confusion, I stuff the other presents into my bag.” Molly stared at him. “Your plan is to destroy the table of a five-year-old named Aiden?” “His name is actually Aiden? That’s perfect. Very heist-movie. And no, not destroy. ‘Destabilize.’ There’s a difference. It’s about creating an opportunity.” “Your opportunities always end with us fleeing from a very small, very angry mob wielding cake forks.” “This time will be different. I’ve been practicing my ‘apologetic, clumsy dad’ face in the mirror.” He contorted his features into a look of profound, droopy sorrow. “It looks like you’re having a stroke.” “Thank you. It’s very disarming. No one gets mad at a man having a stroke.” “We are not relying on your face, Bill. We’re using the clown cover. Final decision.” He sighed, a long, dramatic exhalation that ruffled the blueprint. “Fine. But I’m not wearing the nose. It honks. It’s undignified.” “You don’t have to wear the nose. You’re the bag man. You wear black.” “Now you’re speaking my language. Simple, elegant. Black.” Molly allowed herself a small, tight smile. She circled a spot on the map with a red pen. “We rendezvous here, by the bouncy castle exit. Two-fifteen. We’ll have seven minutes before someone notices the missing ‘Learn to Read’ dinosaur set.” “And the Tickle-Me-Elmo. Don’t forget the Elmo. That’s the crown jewel.” “We’ll have it all. Operation Sugar Rush is a go.” Bill finally stood, rolling his shoulders. “You know, for someone who hates clowns, you sure come up with a lot of clown-based plans.” “Clowns are a tool, Bill. Nothing more.” “And yet, they haunt our every heist.” He gave a mock salute. “See you at two. Try not to get stuck in any small cars on the way there.”