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Molly unrolled a crayon-drawn blueprint across Bill’s kitchen table. “The entry point is the bouncy castle’s deflation valve. It’s child’s play.” Bill squinted, a half-eaten sandwich in hand. “My cousin’s kid is having a party. It’s perfect. Presents piled high. We go in as entertainers.” “Your balloon animals look like wounded giraffes.” “Then you’re the magician. What’s your trick?” “Making all the presents disappear,” Molly said, tapping the blueprint. “You create a diversion with the clown. I’ll be under the table, emptying the gift bags into a laundry hamper.” “The clown’s a professional. He’ll notice.” “Not if you challenge him to a slap fight. Dads love that. It’s chaos. While everyone’s filming, I roll the hamper out the back.” Bill finished his sandwich. “And if a kid asks for a balloon dog?” “You give him a terrifying sausage shape and tell him it’s a abstract dachshund. They won’t know the difference.” She grinned. “We’re not stealing from children. We’re liberating toys from a future of neglect. Most of those presents will be forgotten in a week.” “Right,” Bill said, standing. “It’s basically charity.” He paused. “What if the clown wins the slap fight?” “Then we improvise.” Molly folded the blueprint. “We always do.”