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Molly flattened herself against the brick wall, peering around the corner at the brightly decorated house. “Alright, Operation Birthday Blast is a go. Bill, stop fidgeting.” “I’m not fidgeting,” Bill whispered, adjusting his lopsided clown wig. “I’m having a allergic reaction to this glitter. It’s in places glitter should never be.” “The disguise is non-negotiable. It’s a tactical advantage. Now, the intel.” Molly unfolded a crumpled napkin. “The party starts at two. Cake is at three. The main haul—the presents—is in the sunroom, stacked from the floor to the ceiling.” “Sunroom? That’s a glass box, Mols. What’s the entry point?” “We go in through the back. The kitchen window above the sink. It’s always sticky. Old Mr. Henderson never fixed it after last time.” Bill raised an eyebrow. “Last time? You’ve robbed this kid before?” “We didn’t *rob* him. We *liberated* a confiscated bouncy ball. It was a mercy mission. Focus. The layout is simple. Kitchen, past the hall bathroom, left into the sunroom. Avoid the hall. That’s where Brenda keeps her craft table.” “The one with the glitter cannons?” “Exactly. She’s got trip-wires strung with crepe paper. Not for security, for fun. But touch one and you’ll be outlined in pink for a week. We go on the ceiling.” “The ceiling?” Bill’s voice squeaked. “Like a spider?” “Like acrobats. I’ve got suction cup grips in the van. We move during the chaos of present-opening. When all eyes are on some kid unwrapping a plastic pony, we drop in, grab the loot, and exfil.” “How much loot are we talking? A few action figures? Some coloring books?” “The report says there’s a new gaming console, three smart tablets, a drone, and a collectible dollhouse the size of a Volkswagen. This is a king’s ransom in primary colors.” “And the extraction?” “Through the doggy door. It’s a big breed. You’ll have to exhale.” Bill sighed, a long, rattling sound through his fake red nose. “This is insane. We’re master thieves. We’ve hit banks. We’ve bypassed laser grids. Now we’re contorting ourselves into a suburban kitchen to steal a toy helicopter from a six-year-old.” “The six-year-old’s parents are hedge fund managers, Bill. That toy helicopter costs more than our first car. And besides,” Molly grinned, her face half-shadowed under the brim of a tiny party hat, “it’s not the prize. It’s the principle. No one should have that many presents. It’s un-American.” “You made that up.” “Did I? Or did I just articulate the silent discontent of the entire neighborhood? Now, synchronize watches.” She held up a plastic wristwatch with a smiley face on it. Bill tapped his. “We’re synchronized. I feel ridiculous.” “You look ridiculous. That’s the point. Now, when you hear the birthday song, that’s your cue. And Bill?” “Yeah?” “Try not to sneeze. Glitter is a hell of a forensic evidence.” They shared a solemn nod. In the distance, the sound of off-key singing began, followed by a chorus of childish cheers. Bill pulled his bow tie straight, a gesture of grim determination. “Let’s go steal Christmas,” Molly whispered, and melted back into the shadows.