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Molly spread the blueprint across the hood of their battered van, its corners held down by juice boxes. The plan was audacious, requiring precision timing and a complete disregard for childhood joy. Bill studied the diagram, his face illuminated by the glow of a stolen walkie-talkie. “The diversion is key,” he muttered. “Obviously,” Molly replied, tracing a finger along the dotted line to the gift table. “We hit during cake chaos.” The target was a rainbow fortress of wrapped boxes in the backyard of 7 Oak Lane. Their intelligence suggested a piñata would provide the perfect auditory cover at 3:47 PM. Bill adjusted his tool belt, which suspiciously held only bubble wands and a super soaker. “Remember, no witnesses,” Molly said, pulling a tiny, menacing balaclava over her ponytail. It had bunny ears sewn on top. Bill nodded grimly, checking his watch. “Showtime.” They slipped through the side gate, melting into the shrieks and laughter like two deeply unethical party clowns.