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Molly crouched behind the hedge, peering through a gap at the colorful balloons bobbing in the breeze. The backyard party was in full swing, shrieks of laughter mixing with the tinny blast of a clown’s kazoo. She turned to Bill, who was fiddling with a comically large pair of novelty sunglasses. “Bill, remind me again why we’re robbing a six-year-old’s birthday party,” Molly whispered. “Because those presents are wrapped in pure profit, Mol. Look at the size of that pile. One good haul and we’re set for the month. Plus, nobody suspects the clown car outside,” Bill replied, adjusting his fake nose. She rolled her eyes. “A clown car. Really? You look like a rejected rodeo act.” “Hey, it’s authentic. I even practiced my honk. Honk-honk,” he said, squeezing an imaginary bulb. Molly stifled a laugh. “Focus. We wait until they start the piñata. That’s our window. Kids go feral, parents get distracted with phones, and we slip in through the patio door.” “Slip in? You make it sound like a ballet. I’m wearing size thirteen shoes, Mol. I clomp,” Bill said, lifting one enormous sneaker for emphasis. “Then clomp quietly. And no candy. Last time you ate half the evidence and we barely outran that angry soccer mom,” she reminded him. “That was one time! And those gummies were shaped like dinosaurs. I couldn’t resist. Besides, you’re the one who wanted to wear the glittery tutu disguise,” Bill shot back. “It was camouflage! The theme is princesses. I blended,” Molly protested. “Blended? You looked like a disco ball that lost a fight with a unicorn,” he chuckled. She swatted his arm. “Keep it down. Okay, plan: I create a distraction by pretending to be the new magician’s assistant. You grab the big boxes first. The ones that say ‘To: Timmy, From: Grandma Who Loves You.’ Grandmas always go expensive.” “Roger that. What if the birthday boy sees us?” Bill asked. “Then you do the thing with the squirting flower and blame it on the dog. Works every time,” Molly said. Bill nodded slowly. “I still think we should’ve brought the fake beard. Kids respect beards.” “Kids respect nothing, Bill. They bite. Remember the Anderson twins last year?” she said with a shudder. “Fair point. Ouch. Those kids drew blood,” he admitted. Molly checked her watch. “Piñata starts in three minutes. You ready to become the worst fairy godparents in history?” “Born ready. Just promise me one thing,” Bill said, suddenly serious. “What?” “After we fence the loot, we get real cake. None of that store-bought garbage they’re serving. I want the good stuff with the little plastic race cars on top,” he declared. Molly grinned despite herself. “Deal. Now shut up and honk quietly. Let’s go steal Christmas in July.” They high-fived awkwardly between the branches and crept toward the fence, two of the most ridiculous criminals the suburbs had ever seen.