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Molly and Bill crouched behind the hedge, peering at the bouncy castle pulsing with shrieking six-year-olds. “We’re really doing this?” Molly whispered. “Stealing birthday presents from toddlers?” Bill grinned. “Think of it as redistribution of wealth. Those kids get new toys every week. My niece got socks.” “Socks aren’t presents, Bill. They’re parenting mistakes.” “Exactly. We’re correcting the system. In and out, two minutes tops. I distract with the fake magician act, you grab the gift table.” Molly rolled her eyes. “Your fake magician act is just yelling ‘abracadabra’ while dropping cards. Last time a toddler punched you.” “That was a love tap. Besides, I’ve upgraded. I now have a cape. Capes scream legitimacy.” “Legitimacy to who? The PTA?” “Look, we hit the presents, swap the big boxes with empty ones wrapped in identical paper, and vanish before the candles are lit. Easy.” “Easy? There’s a clown in there, Bill. Clowns have instincts.” “Clowns have baggy pants and low self-esteem. I can take a clown.” Molly sighed. “If we get caught I’m telling the cops you made me do it.” “Fine. But if we pull this off, we split the haul fifty-fifty. Even the Ninja Turtle tote bag.” “Deal. God help us.”