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"Bill, this is the big one. We break into the children's party on Saturday and swipe every single present from the table," Molly said. "They'll have a piñata and everything but while the kids are swinging at it blindfolded we'll be filling our bags with the good stuff. What do you say, are you in?" "I'm in but we need a solid plan, Molly. How do we get past the parents? They will be everywhere watching their precious darlings," Bill said. "Easy, we pose as the entertainment. You juggle and I do face painting. By the time they realize the presents are gone we'll be long gone in our getaway van disguised as an ice cream truck. Think of all the video games and bicycles we can sell on the black market. It's brilliant, I tell you." "But stealing from children it feels wrong. Maybe we should target a bank instead like normal thieves." "Normal is boring, Bill. This is comedic heist material. Kids parties are chaotic. No one will suspect a thing until it's too late. We just need to make sure we don't eat the cake or we'll get caught with crumbs on our faces. Are you with me or not?" "Yes, I'm with you. Let's do this thing." "Bill, just imagine the look on their faces when they see the empty table. It'll be hilarious." "Molly, you're right. This heist will be our funniest yet."