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Molly said, “Bill, we hit the bouncy castle at four fifteen sharp. The clown’s doing his balloon animal bit, that’s when the parents zone out completely.” Bill chuckled. “You want me dressed as the disgruntled dad again? Last time the mom with the juice box kept offering me gluten-free cookies.” “Skip the dad costume. We go as rival magicians. I’ll yell that your rabbit is clearly a gerbil and start a fake fight. Chaos equals opportunity.” “While they’re filming us for TikTok, you slip out back and bag the table gifts?” “Exactly. Those little idiots get fifty presents each these days. We’ll clear at least three grand in unopened Lego alone.” Bill rubbed his hands. “What about the birthday kid? He’s gonna cry, Mol.” “Let him cry. Kid’s turning seven. By next year he’ll be stealing his own iPad. We’re just accelerating his moral education.” “You’re all heart,” Bill snorted. “Fine. I’ll disable the balloon arch so the helium tanks roll everywhere. Nothing distracts adults like floating toddlers.” Molly grinned wickedly. “And if anyone asks, we’re from Party Pros. Worst case, we blame the rival company down the street.” “Beautiful. Let’s go ruin some childhoods.”