Run: 2026-03-12-01KKHZF8ZYN91VCW6Y0YW09ASA

Molly, we can't just waltz into a kiddie party like it's the bloody Crown Jewels heist. Those little gremlins have eyes everywhere. Oh please, Bill. We'll be the clowns. I'll juggle, you'll do the balloon animals. While they're screaming for pony rides, we snatch every wrapped box under the banner. The banner says 'Happy 6th Birthday, Timmy!' Not 'Free Loot for Dimwitted Burglars.' Details. We'll spike the punch with extra sugar so they bounce off the walls. Then we load the van with Barbies and Nerf guns like it's Christmas in July. What if one of them recognizes us from that last job at the toy store? Then we tell them we're the surprise entertainment. "Look kids, it's the thief and the idiot who can't tie a balloon dog without crying." Very funny. Fine, but if we get taken down by a gang of six-year-olds, I'm blaming you. Blame me all you want, just help me practice my goofy voice. "Honk honk, where's the presents, Timmy?" God help us. Pass the clown makeup.